tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post7522920430337051500..comments2024-03-27T07:14:48.488-04:00Comments on John the Math Guy: My favorite "photon walked into a bar" jokesJohn Seymourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350487038873935295noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-29758283599320625602021-08-19T18:58:53.509-04:002021-08-19T18:58:53.509-04:00A photon enters a bar, and leaves immediately. Th...A photon enters a bar, and leaves immediately. The bartender says'That was fast!' and a disgruntled barfly says 'Well there's no atmosphere in here'Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15296205495149933670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-71580236149431752782020-03-09T13:34:37.924-04:002020-03-09T13:34:37.924-04:00But does 580nm tate like turpentine?But does 580nm tate like turpentine?Jeffery Williamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00555127380877136638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-23772034677738498742018-02-26T15:05:15.944-05:002018-02-26T15:05:15.944-05:00A proton, neutron, and an electron are sitting in ...A proton, neutron, and an electron are sitting in a bar having a drink. A photon walks in & waves at the electron, who proceeds to get up to leave. “What’s wrong?” says the Neutron. The Proton replies, “Don’t worry about him.. he’s just excitable.”Ken Kuhlmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02079069537982453408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-11301458534234699482017-08-01T18:27:58.365-04:002017-08-01T18:27:58.365-04:00Two photons enter in bar. They wave at each other....Two photons enter in bar. They wave at each other. The end.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-81092442776652780962017-04-13T10:43:54.330-04:002017-04-13T10:43:54.330-04:00An photon coated with OBA walks into the bar, the ...An photon coated with OBA walks into the bar, the bartender turns on the UV light to sanitize beer mug. "...Now you see me..." says the photo.JKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03810605213134031161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-27482450385774010272016-03-09T22:21:21.976-05:002016-03-09T22:21:21.976-05:00Bad photon joke:
A photon checks into a swanky 5 s...Bad photon joke:<br />A photon checks into a swanky 5 star hotel and is asked if he needs help with his bags to which he replies: "no thanks, I'm travelling light". Later that night he flies over to the bar across the street and the priest, rabbi, and buddhist exclaim "ive seen the light!". The photon waves as he goes by. "What'll you have"says the bartender. "a light beer" says the photon. The bartender shakes his head and says "that just aint light". The bouncer then walks over and says "so you can bounce huh? Pfft youre a joke". The photon says "yeah a bad one that can go on forever given enough space and time". zinganon so i dont get spanked - DNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16729166188232348683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-70122559404902203262015-01-26T18:47:47.371-05:002015-01-26T18:47:47.371-05:00A photon walks into an LA County bar and starts ra...A photon walks into an LA County bar and starts rapping. The bartender says, "My my, it looks like Compton had quite an Effect on you".Bill W.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-74799169115740830272015-01-17T06:10:51.639-05:002015-01-17T06:10:51.639-05:00A photon crashes into a bar and orders a drink. A ...A photon crashes into a bar and orders a drink. A customer whispers, "is he alright?" The bartender says, "don't worry, he just needs a collision to interact here"Bill W.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-45104722897265132272015-01-13T04:18:11.175-05:002015-01-13T04:18:11.175-05:00A photon walks into a gay bar, asks the bartender ...A photon walks into a gay bar, asks the bartender "excuse me, do I fit in"? The bartenders says, "I hate to say it pal, but you look pretty straight to me".Bill W.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-55381742479936715392015-01-10T14:03:54.848-05:002015-01-10T14:03:54.848-05:00A dying photon walks into a bar and orders a drink...A dying photon walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender nods and says, "that one's on the house". The photon says, "ah shucks, I'd love it if you charged"Bill W.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-37577528705872137552014-04-02T12:31:07.717-04:002014-04-02T12:31:07.717-04:00Thanks for sharing Tom...funny.Thanks for sharing Tom...funny.John Seymourhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11350487038873935295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-38677242146332619042014-04-01T21:30:33.754-04:002014-04-01T21:30:33.754-04:00Q: What did the red light ray and blue light ray d...Q: What did the red light ray and blue light ray do after they broke out of prism? <br />A: They went their separate ways.<br /><br />(both of those jokes are my creations)Tom Krackerhttp://www.magictk.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-77330202125632210542014-04-01T21:29:39.707-04:002014-04-01T21:29:39.707-04:00One photon asks the other photon, "can we tal...One photon asks the other photon, "can we talk for a minute about things in general?"<br />The other one say, "sure I'm up for some light discussion."Tom Krackerhttp://www.magictk.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-38635392488122909242013-05-23T14:06:09.495-04:002013-05-23T14:06:09.495-04:00A photon walks into a bar. The bartender says, “He...A photon walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, I ran into Doppler and he said he saw you heading away from here late the other night.” The photon replies, “Yeah… I’ve been working the red shift.”Michael Siscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02493668394769423338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-4517494438535747102013-05-23T14:05:41.054-04:002013-05-23T14:05:41.054-04:00A photon walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I ...A photon walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I haven’t seen you around as much lately.” The photon says, “Ever since I ran into that phosphor here, my frequency has changed.”Michael Siscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02493668394769423338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-47839052615621028332013-05-22T21:47:58.210-04:002013-05-22T21:47:58.210-04:00A bunch of rowdy photons walk into a bar and one o...A bunch of rowdy photons walk into a bar and one of them says,"Line'em up, Barkeep, we're gettin' polarized!" Bob K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05168268396885702457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-69798067395254255052013-05-22T21:09:41.111-04:002013-05-22T21:09:41.111-04:00A priest, a rabbi and a photon walk into a bar, an...A priest, a rabbi and a photon walk into a bar, and a drunk says, I think I see the Light!" Bob K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05168268396885702457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-78741713875913657532013-05-22T15:35:37.503-04:002013-05-22T15:35:37.503-04:00A neutrino and a photon walk into a bar. And for t...A neutrino and a photon walk into a bar. And for the next 60nanoseconds the neutrino complains about how dark it is.Steve Tesmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595487880736056406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-45266782849621267762013-05-22T15:34:23.018-04:002013-05-22T15:34:23.018-04:00We don’t allow faster than light photons in here, ...We don’t allow faster than light photons in here, said the bartender. A photon walks into a bar.Steve Tesmerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04595487880736056406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-21982422593442401512013-05-22T13:42:40.795-04:002013-05-22T13:42:40.795-04:00A photon walks into a bar. The bartender tries to ...A photon walks into a bar. The bartender tries to get his attention and his drink order. After several attempts, the photon says, "I'm sorry. Something's been grating on me, and it has me a little diffracted."Michael Siscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02493668394769423338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-82938428389603345942013-05-22T10:37:58.980-04:002013-05-22T10:37:58.980-04:00A 580 nanometer photon walks into a bar. Bartender...A 580 nanometer photon walks into a bar. Bartender says "what'll it be?" "Chartreuse".<br /><br />(People who don't know one of these three facts won't realize how incredibly hilarious this joke is:<br /><br />1. Chartreuse is a yellowish green color.<br />2. Chartreuse is a yellowish green liquour that tastes like turpentine.<br />3. Light at 580 nm is a yellowish green color.John Seymourhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11350487038873935295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-54428533245110705842013-05-22T10:35:28.580-04:002013-05-22T10:35:28.580-04:00A red, an orange, a yellow, a green, a blue, an in...A red, an orange, a yellow, a green, a blue, an indigo, and a violet photon walked into a bar. Bartender says "been rainy today... looks like the sun is coming out."John Seymourhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11350487038873935295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1840985738235902482.post-78139746784194039202013-05-22T10:34:54.875-04:002013-05-22T10:34:54.875-04:00A red, an orange, a yellow, a green, a blue, an in...A red, an orange, a yellow, a green, a blue, an indigo, and a violet photon walked into a gay bar...John Seymourhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11350487038873935295noreply@blogger.com